Que Paso Early Bird

Hi I have no time this week so y'all get the highlights

1. So we were talking to the mailman on valentines day and he told us "hey, y'all have got to do more than just bike around all day with your mormonites, check your mail every once in a while." Hahaha, mormonites. Later, he was telling us about his radio preacher or something that did a sermon about "If I were the devil..."

2. From talking to the mailman, we went directly to our investigators house. Haha, turns out, his house-mate set up a booth in the front yard and was having a women's underwear sale hahaha. I turned to Elder Leavitt and said, "If I were the devil..." Hahahaha.

3. When we were leaving a members house he told us "ok, bye, take care, don't talk to strangers" haha.

4. Could you please send me a up calender next time your feenin to send me somesing?

5. We went to 3 buffets this week with members and then y'all sent me packages (thank you, by the way!!) and so I feel like pure #fatcole. I'm starting my "6 months to sexy" diet early.

6. Haha, so I have killed 2 missionaries and I replaced a dead elder so now I have like 15 shirts and 15 pants haha I've got clothes for dayz.

7. The elders truck broke down so we had to find a ride to church from a member, and the only ride we found had to be there at 6 instead of 7 for a meeting. When we walked in, the member who gave us a ride goes "the early birds are here!" and Bishop yells out from his office "Que Paso early bird!" Hahaha, it was so funny at 6 in the morning.

Anywehy, I think that was longer than my normal emails. Talk to ya next weeek.

Love,
Cole